I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about
if i as a retail worker have to work with a dozen cameras pointed at me to deter me from stealing $10, cops should have to work with a camera pointed at them to deter them from arbitrarily maiming and killing people
i just want boys to say cute things to me
suck my dick
suck my dick in the rain